Beauty And The Beast

Somehow this movie was said to have gay contents in it. I don't know why, and I don't think I'll get to know why, because I'm not even interested in that movie so yeah.

A combination of this movie and the recent news about rapers can marry their victim. In Malaysia at least lol. No political content intended. Jk it is intended.

Just in case you don't know what is Booty and Breast, Booty means the butt and breast is the part in between your neck and stomach, and where the boobs are. *erhem*

So yeah, movie ruined.

You are welcome.

How To Eat Correctly ( Kinda Racist )

Do you know how to eat correctly?! Do you know what is the most correct way to eat?!
Use your mouth to chew and swallow the food.
It's just that easy. Ok I'll kms...

You could try that way out if you want. Doing that in public can help increase other's attention towards you. Don't tell people I taught you that. :P

I wonder if anyone will find this funny though. I just find it funny because I laugh easily. But yet, that helps me a lot. After me and my friend joked about it, it then came out in the test paper...

And that's the only thing I remember about eating ethnics.

Damn I should always do revision like this in the future.

Hope I won't trigger anyone for this one. And here's an extra part for this time, just because I have time to draw more. Have a nice whatever time ur in now. :3

The Human Eye

This has not much to do about Science, but yet yeah I got that inspiration from things that happened during Science class. So yeah, learn while reading comics. That's great!
So....the Human Eye is one of the most complicated thing in Chapter 1 of our Science textbook. Yet sitting next to Ah Jie is fun.

"Dr. Jie pun master has a job. Be punny like Jie"-Josh Tiong 2017

Ye it makes sense though. The eye has two humors. It is HUMORius. 

Ok enough.

This is what I thought after the teacher taught us about Short Sightness, Long Sightness, why it happens and how to fix them.

I am weird. Don't judge.

Also, Valentines Day is coming so share this to your loved ones.

Don't ruin people's retina. It's real. Go search up "Will too much light harm the eye"

#protectourretina

Have a nice day.

     

Old Friend Gathering 2 (Gone MEME)

What's gone MEME? Whatever anyway. First post in 201 6  ←7.
Dammit.
So new year, new...whatever no new things. And I had a Facebook so go follow it if you want. I use Facebook to promote my new posts because my pageviews are obviously dropping. Dammit.
So that has nothing to do with this post. So, about almost a month ago I went for an old friend gathering again, at Cityone Megamall, if you know where there is.
That's why I made another post about it, which is this one.

And that's why I don't think I wanna go Karaoke-ing again. probably I am going to forget it after some months. And I did a short 5 minutes livestream of what happened that time on my Facebook.

*Dammit stop talking bout Facebook, I'm not gonna follow*

I wonder how is Jeremy already. And my another friend is the most pitiful one, as he paid for the KBOX just to get in and hear us screaming. R I P ears.

And I am always making my friends embarrassed. Well at least I learnt not to complain about the products' price in front of the shopkeeper.

To be honest I never knew I shouldn't. Well but, need to learn how to save money, right? Need to learn this since child mah...

Just an excuse.

That's why I said it gone MEME. I created the joke of the year. Not really tho. Remember to never order No Ice Full Sugar at any drink shop, or else you wanna get a cup of sugar. at least now I know. Damn I learned so much general knowledge by going for outings with my friends.

I drew a comic strip bout that in Old Friends Gathering.

Check it out. Not this one, the another one.

This is Old Friends Gathering 2, which has a number 2 behind,

Have a great whatever time you are in now. Share it if you can by downloading the pics down and share it. My views are dropping. Thank you.

*Wad*

Christmas Time (WARNING:OFFENSIVE)

Yeah Christmas is almost coming. I don't really care bout it tho, but it's gonna be a great timing for a Christmas comic tho, as I'm sure Christmas will be searched more often by now. Maybe nope. Whatever anyway.
I don't really celebrate Christmas tho, as I'm not so into Christian, I don't wanna be Christian anyway. Being a Freethinker is way more better, as I don't really wanna be all "Clean", praying is boring and troublesome, and the bible....I don't like reading it tho.
Well it has nothing to do with Christmas tho, except that Christmas is mostly celebrated by Christians.

So here we have the worst joke of the week. And to be honest I got this idea for no reason. I am just kinda weird.

And another thing I hate about Christmas is that you will hear Christmas songs everywhere. To be honest I'm sick of it

 

And that is why you should never be lazy and always only copy paste or CTRL whatever. And by the way, what the hell are the Christmas Songs doing on the Billboard Hots Charts.

Please....BSs are already filling up the charts, and now Christmas Songs again?!

And......that's my opinion of that Santa Claus song, every time. I don't know if Santa actually learned something called "Privacy". Who on Earth would actually stalk people in their sleep?! Maybe Santa is what they called: Slenderman.

Also I made a banner for that. 

P/S: Everything said above are for Entertainment purposes only. If you feel offended, feel free to share it to your friends to offend them. Btw I've already said it's offensive.

Have a nice day everyone and Merry Christmas! 2017 is coming btw.

Random Ideas That Pop Out In My Mind

Ye some random things again. So whatever anyway. Today is the first day of December, which is about 6 months from I first did this Josh In Kuching blog. Thanks you supporters, if you like the comics.
Well let's just get the post started.

This story was 100% made up tho. It just suddenly pop out in my brain which I also don't even know why. Well it's also the first time drawing dogs tho. I don't know if it's good or not...but whatever. Actually I'm better in drawing cats tho.

Actually this one is a true story tho. Why I titled it as an random idea, it's because the idea of drawing this into a comic just randomly pop out in my mind, like the title. This happened yesterday. I was planning a short comic series again called "Still Alone", even tho I actually planned that story as a script for a plan to make a YouTube video tho. 

But it was gone now, so I don't think I'm gonna draw it out these days tho.

This one is kinda true tho. These are what I always do when i am drawing for a new post for this blog. I play some EDMs from Monstercat's YouTube channel which is full of fantastic EDMs which you gotta check it out. This part ain't sponsored. I just wanna say that myself.

Thanks for the support tho. By the way, Christmas is comingggggg!!!!

Have a great day or night or whatever. =3= 

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Ye, I didn't ask fopr any money to promote this page tho. Whatever. Who cares?!

I just roasted Jacob Sactorius tho. WHO CARES. Who doesn't roast him?!^3^

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Random Things

Well, we had random Class Things, and also Random Aby Things, this time I'll just set it as Random Things, as they're all really random things tho. I can't find a topic recently. Brain has gotten rusty due to the starting holidays...
Neh nevermind.

DREAM SCENCE ( A short comic series )

[DREAM SCENE]
Dream scene is about the story of my Friend, Elson's dream. It's true tho. He shared his dreams with some of his friends and I decided to draw it into a comic series,
That's why I need to credit him. He provided the story tho. This story only consist of four pages but it took me almost a day to finish it tho. Don't ask why.
At least I tried my best. Maybe it's going to be funny for some but nothing at all to some others, but for me it's quite funny tho. Hope you like it.
if you like it do help share the link or this post to your friends. Sharing is Caring!
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Random Aby Things

Yeah, this week it's all about Aby. I'm pretty sure some of my "FRIENDS" will be saying stuff like "yerrr" or "ss" or things like that. That's why I'm gonna say that I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HER!!!! That's disgusting LOLL.
So back to this week's blog topic. Aby is my best friend so of course I have a lot of stories about her. Well, I'm just gonna share three. Why? Because I only draw three strips for every post!
*Shaddap you only drew three because you don't know how to express the other stories*

So firstly. Aby is quite a CHUBBY girl, even tho I treat her like a boy tho. I really just wanted to pinch her cheeks everytime. It's so cuteeeeeeeee.
*EHEM* What?

Yeah and then she hit me so hard, and pinched my arm. Now you should know why I treat her like a boy. OVER VIOLENCE. But by the way, which girl in this era isn't violent?

So, the second story. It just happened the day before I drew this stupid blog post. It happened at school tho. So, she was stacking a card tower ( The teacher isn't teaching tho ), and.....................

Won't you just read the comic below?! Wait, you actually wanted to? Ohhh sorry then.

I'm super afraid of girls' crying, especially Aby's. Don't know why. We really panicked that time. Panic makes me think of Panic!At The Disco tho. Whatever, it has nothing to do with this.

So the third one....It's going to be so emo, emo until I blurred the things which Aby said. If I showed everyone what she said when she's emo, she's probably gonna kill me. 

I don't mind tho. Everyone gets emo sometimes lah. There's even a hyperactive person in my school who have thoughts of having suicide. Instead of that person, a bunch of people I know wanted to do so. Whatever anyway. 

So here's the end of the post. And me and my friend, Steve, are planning to draw a series of short stories, in another blog tho. Let's see when will the plan be carried out lor.

Have a great day and if you know me and Aby in the actual world, I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HER.

#SPONSERED - ASHER NEELY part 2

So there's another sponsered comic by Asher Neely. HE's my classmate bah, need to support him.
*Shut up you did it just for money*

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ASHER's NEW WATTPAD BOOK: IMPURE

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Friends' Suggestions Series

So the Friends' Suggestions Series is like I use the suggestions from my friends to draw the comics. Will there be Friends' Suggestions Series #2? See if my idea enough or not lor. If not enough of course need suggestions.
No one asked that anyway. JOSH PERASAN.

Ya, this one is so random. This was suggested by a friend named Jeff. He says that Halloween is here so I should make a Halloween story. Yep, it is a Halloween story, just a stupid one which ended like a fairy tale. Fairy tales just randomly ended with a SINCE THEN XXX LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, just like this story here.

And it's so random that I even added Aby's nickname and a heritage building inside.

Happy Halloween still tho.

Sorry for all those cringy emojis tho. Yep, obviously, this was suggested by Aby. Even though she said that I draw her so ugly tho. I DON'T CAREEEEEE XD!!! Why all those emojis? That's how we always chat. A lot of random emojis.

And yep, someone got so emo last night. It's so contagious that even I got emo too. yep, you don't have friends? What on earth am I? A potato? Mashed potato? Fries? Wedges? Chips?! Or I'm just a dust flying randomly?!

LOL anyway..

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY. Even tho some may see this after Halloween tho. 

I drew this during Halloween. Hope I'm not late.

Will there be a Friends' Suggestions Series #2? See if me got idea or not lor.........

What? I said that before already?

Whatever anyway. Have a nice day or night or whatever time you're in now. 

Year End Exam

So when I'm posting the blog post, I just finished my year end exam. Finally ahhhhhhh!!! So I still remember when we have our Sejarah (History) test, my friend Ah Jie just thought that it was Geography. Die liao lor~ But maybe won't de lah, Ah Jie genius lai de.

What I hate before exams - Need to revise a bunch of random knowledge in just some hours. Ya, I'm the type of student who never does revision at home, unless the exams are coming.

And i guess I'm not the only student who's like this, because during the exam week, all students are like this:

I seldom see students walking around in the school compound with a book on their hands. 

That will definitely be weird. That type of students should be considered as nerds. Nerds make me think of Pegboard Nerds, the DJ. Whatever anyway.

Credits to my friend Emily for this comic strip. I stole her idea. I'm a bad boy (Neh nope). This may be real, for some students. You will get good grades just if you study hard? Not always. It's just lies lies lies lies lies. Why people always lie lie lie lie lie lie. Why you lie lie lie lie lie lie lie. Neh you didn't it's just a lie lie lie lie lie lie.

Now it's geting annoying.

Speaking of annoying, on the last day of the exam, was the cute little annoying little pervert - Aby's birthday. Wish her happy birthday!!!!!!!!!

I forgot my best friend's birthday. I'm an awful friend.

Neh I don't think I am.

So Happy EXAM FINISH DAY and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABY!

I think I'm kinda late. Her birthday is yesterday, on the 21th of October. Is it October or November or Octagon or Pentagon....

Wait..it is October.

PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen)

So recently, this song, PPAP went viral and almost everyone was talking about it. Well, that song is totally annoying but to be honest, It's funny tho. By the way I haven't been posting new comics for two weeks. PPAP should be a great topic for a new post.
*ERM Maybe nope*

So, I didn't really listened PPAP till it finishes at first, for some reasons.

To be honest, the song sounded terrible. I guess I have to change my opinion about that all viral songs sounded nice. I don't know how my friends found this thing, and how the whole world found this thing. It has already 65M views by now. He should have earned quite a profit by now.

Also parodies of PPAP showed up everywhere.

*Only in YouTube actually~*

So, I decided to draw a parody of PPAP too. Well it's gonna be stupid...wait, the original one is already stupid (Neh not really).

If you understand this, you're a genius. If this is so, maybe everyone is a genius. Neh maybe not. 

Also since it's a brainwash song, almost all my friends were brainwashed by it. I'm not that brainwashed lah~~~~

Actually I am.

But what if I'm not?

Yep. 

By the way the PPAP artist, I got help you make AD ah. Where is my money?

PPAP video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9TpRfDdyU0

Have a great day, great night, great afternoon.....whatever.

Old Friend Gathering

On Saturday, my friend asked me to go for a gathering with my old friends, which were once my primary school classmates.
So, we went to Escape Room, or it is called EPACSE ASIA (See I'm promoting it for free!!!), and we chose a game which seemed a little bit scary.
And It really is quite spooky. And we needed to pick a leader to complete ROOM 1.

And we sent the most experienced guy. And the moral value of this story is 

NOT EVERY TIME BEING EXPERIENCED IS GOOD

Ok that's stupid.

So we continued on, to the other rooms, and this always happen.

Sudden screams can really freak people out, especially when you're playing a scary escape game and think that that's a jump scare. Well, it is. A jump scare which will really attract the fist and kicks from the other friends.

And, I came up with a conclusion of what makes the game scary.

YA, it's true.

Then, we walked around the shopping mall we had our gathering at. We went to a drink shop and something awkward happened, TO ME.

I guess I created a JOKE OF DE DAY among my friends. Well, I'm sure Jeremy is going to spread it all around my school. Well never mind, I hope that will make me famous.

AN AWKWARD JOKE FOR A CUP OF PEARL MILK TEA.

Maybe it's worth it.

Never mind, we've found the joke of de day.

FULL ICE will be used to tease me in the future. Great.

Well, have a great day! xD 

Watching My Friends In a Banner Competition

Ya, I know. The title is so longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
Whatever anyway.
So my school just organized a banner competition and........I'm not in. I'm not interested but my friends did enter it anyway.
SO I went to check out their situation.

The group's teamwork level......is really the lowest among all participants.

I'm speechless already.

I don't know what to say now already. I'm speechless already.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Just scroll down.

And suddenly THUG LIFE comes in. This comic is totally a mess. xD xD
Whatever xD

NICE DAY AND DON'T BE MESSY LIKE THIS COMIC xD xD

NO IDEA!!!!!

No ideas for this week...
But still, I had to think about 3 comic strips. Well, probably about no ideas.*WHAT?*
Whatever. Sometimes, I just really don't have ideas. Not only for comics, but also for my essays, school projects and what to eat during recess.
The last one is the hardest thing to decide. The food at my school canteen is just too good.

And sometimes I can really get crazy over those idea thingies. I'm just not that good in thinking. And if you ask is that the BLURRYF/\CE album.

Yes, it is.

Ya I did tried to ask my friends for ideas before, example like for the second part of "Class Things".

My friend Randy gave me that idea. And........................................no other examples already. Ya, I only asked for ideas one time.

And, I really do want to take a rest now. And........................................................................................................................................................................For your information, the stories above are all made up. Ya. I'm not that forgetful to forget that I needed to update my blog every week.

So, going to take a rest now.

Bye!