Malasia

So, this story is a damn awkward story of me while I'm decorating the class board (Or it's called notification board or what...whatever!) I only know in Chinese it's 布告板. So, I'm doing my job by stapling all those projects my classmate done (I also added some decorations ).

I also stapled a decoration which I drew a Malaysia flag, and wrote "Only In Malaysia" on it (Because the project is about tourist attractions in Malaysia). And I find everything turned out right and the Malaysian flag decoration is so eye-catching.

After some periods of classes, my friend asked me:"Eh Josh, why the Malaysia no "Y" de?", and I turned around and found that there's really a "Y" missing in the word Malaysia, which makes it Malasia.

It was really damn awkward you know, when you spelled the name of your country wrongly. But anyway, Malasia makes me think about Malaria.

So, I tried to save it by pasting a "Y" between the "a" and "s".

But...it's only making it worse. And I surrender and use the most simple way to settle the problem.

I took a piece of paper, write "Malaysia" on it, and staple it on the original picture. Well, if there's still something wrong with the pic, then I think I should admit my brain isn't functioning well.

Snapchat Horror

Snapchat. If you never heard about this app before, I can only say that, you're so outdated. So, if you don't know, snapchat is a social media web for sharing your photos, and also they provide a feature which makes it fun- Snapchat lenses.

There are many types of lenses, which the most popular one is the dog lenses. I say that because I never seen anyone who uses Snapchat but doesn't uses the doggy lenses.

don't know why, sometimes the face detecting system may occur some errors, like this.

That sometimes is scary, you may think that something "from another dimension" is behind you, trying to be a photoboom. Maybe they like to selfie too.

*Cepat : Quick

And that's scary, hope that nobody will encounter this lah.

Test your luck-Uno

Uno, this card game everyone should know. If you don't know, er....
*You're lying*
Ya. If you don't know what's UNO, you are confirm lying! Not lying on your bed!

 *xiu zeh-actually means young lady, but I forgot who turned it into a word to say one is stupid

*Wan Chou-play foul

Well actually, it's almost impossible for one to get 7 skip cards in a row, unless you just "hack into the system" and you let yourself get 7 skip cards. And even if you did get 7 skip cards in a row without making some "arrangements" in the cards, you'll totally ruin your friendship.

And suddenly, I got an idea of "Malaysian Slang UNOs", like this one

*Bojio-It's like going to one place without calling somebody

This will be the best card ever, unless I am the one who got this card. I'll rip it into pieces and draw a new card instead.

This card is totally like an UNO torture chamber.

Need and Wants

Today when I was watching a TV show about finance, I suddenly came up with this stupid idea. So..I'll just present it to you.

People as honest as this are hard to find recently, and this is a more pro idea I came up with.

Next time, reply ur friends like A PRO.

So, making this post as short as possible, lazy bah~

School is also starting next Monday in Kuching.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

So, if you don't quite understand what is needs and wants, needs is the things you need for living like water, food etc. And, wants is things that you can live without like cars, phones, watches and whatever.

Also, what is macb, it's a bad word, so don't expect me to translate it.

Parking Styles in Kuching

So, actually you don't have to be in Kuching to find these "special" parking styles. You can find them all over Malaysia. But those styles that I drew in the comic is those that I always see in Kuching. Erm...so...what should I say now?

Ok lah I'll explain after this comic strip.

Tipu tipu sahaja-Lying only

So, I'm still not allowed to drive yet ( I'm in secondary school ), and I won't be angry of these because it's none of my business ( Because I no car bah ). But, in all of those styles, I hate the parking-blocker the most, even though sometimes my parents also park like this lah...(-.-') 

And to be confirm that you don't blame real OKUs ( Disabled people ) for parking their cars in the OKU parking spot, you can look inside the car through the car window. And trust me. Every time when I do this, I find that those cars are normal cars ( OKU cars sure have some special equipment bah! ), and I've never seen a real OKU's car parking in the OKU parking lot.

And the share-share method...In Malaysia, almost everything can share share. You can share your table at a kopitiam ( coffee shop ), share a cup of Starbucks with a friend ( Starbucks expensive bah! ), share a serving a food with somebody else and whatever. But I never knew that a parking lot can also share share, but ya, they will occupy 3 lots, and it's even "lot-saving" if every car park in their own parking lot anyway.

So drivers, next time you can also use your creativity and park like this.

You will sure become viral and popular after doing this.

The Dumpling Festival

So hello everybody and today is 9th June 2016, and it's the Dumpling Festival!!! Yay!!!! Erm...so, if you don't know why Chinese celebrated the Dumpling festival, let me explain for you guys.

A long long long long long long long long long long loooooooooonnnnnnnnggggggg time ago in China ( It is very long ago ), a poet yang bersemangat patriotsime( loyal to the country ) is very disappointed with his country. His name is Qu Yuan ( direct translate from Chinese ), and on that day( Modern Dumpling Festival ), he jumped into a river and killed himself.

He should had learned how to swim! This could save his life. What river he jumped into liao? Is it Rajang or Kinabatangan liao ah? Whatever! Then, the citizens of the country threw dumplings into the river to feed the fishes so they won't eat Qu Yuan's body. They used dragon boats to search for his body but nobody found it.

Well, people nowadays are quite lucky, because Qu Yuan committed suicide because he broke up....I mean disappointed with his country, and we get to try out dumplings and watch dragon boat races. Hawkers are sure grinning at behind too, because dumpling prices are rising like this.

Maybe hawkers will use their creativity too.

Well, if that's so, I'll be expecting for it.

I've a superpower

So, I'm pretty sure some of you guys had encountered this type of situation before, when you are busy with something else, messages are attacking your phone like crazy. Crazy? I think a like a swarm of crazy people like Jeremy rushing here suits better.
*shhh...don't tell Jeremy*

So, this isn't a real story, but I've do encounter this type of situation before. ( So is it a real story or a fake story anyway? )

How are you expecting me to answer? Ok...so it's a "Fake Real Story". What's a Fake Real Story anyway? Well, I've invented a new word!!! Everyone clap for me!!!!
*Silence!*

Now I encounter another awkward situation. Wait wait wait...I'm getting too far away from the topic. So, sometimes on social medias like Wechat, Whatsapp, Messenger, Ico, Line, Tango and whatever else of chatting apps. Wait, I forgot Twitter. So back to the topic, some people are always neglected in group chats, or to be more specific, it's like when you offline, they go so high like in the nightclub. When you are online, they are like mati ( dead ) liao.

If you don't get what am I saying, just read the comic strip.
I also don't know what am I saying anyway
*LOL*

Or in reality, it doesn't seems so happy anyway.

So, the moral value of this story is

COMPUTERS ARE GOOD FOR DRAWING COMICS!!!

Well, it's nothing to do with it anyway.

Also I've launched the facebook page for this blog and Specs Squad.

Specs Squad and Josh In Kuching
Press link above

My broken phone

So, this incident, or i mean accident happened yesterday.
Why accident? This is really a serous matter for me. So, it started out as a fine day...
actually that day isn't fine at all, as my phone jammed so many times. Well, let me just get it to the topic. So, I was about to go and take a shower after a long busy( Oh really?! ) day, to make me smell better, of course( What? )

well never mind, let me get straight to the story. I was about to put my smartphone- hTC Desire 210 Dual Sim( What phone is this anyway?! )

Wanna know? Just go and Google it! Google knows everything! Right?
*no response*

well, that;s awkward... So, when i'm about to put my phone on the cupboard, I accidentally pushed my phone, and it fell off the cupboard.

*Phone ah!!! Don't learn those idiots and go commit suicide lah!!!*

It fell off the about 2.5 meter cupboard, and down to the floor. Well, my phone jut experienced some suicide action, by jumping off.....Ok lah! I'm the one who push it lah! I'm the murderer lah!

Kesian lah my phone got a short lifespan. What? Ok lah Ok lah! My wrong lah!
I killed my own phone lah!!!