That Annoying Cute Little Perv

So, this post is basically about my friend Aby. She is sitting next to me in class and probably one of my best friends ( How many best friends do I have anyway )

She is a little bit annoying, and we always fight over some stupid and small things.

Don't ask why it's a 6 boxes comic strip. 4 boxes isn't even enough to fit in the whole story.

And we always fight over anything, and some of my classmates think we are couples.

*Oh please it's impossible for me to fall in love with that girl*

She basically also considers me as a girl, and I consider her as a boy. And, a fight will start again and the two students sitting in front of us can already watch a debate competition without any tickets.

And why I call Aby a pervert? Just look below.

If you don't get it, it's called sex  a demo of an action of how humans are produced.

*Erhem*

Don't ask me who taught me that. It's a friend during Primary school.

And that's just one of the 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 things which I can prove that she's a pervert.

And, to end this story, let's copy the Be Like Bill style.

And........KABOOM

Neh...she won't.

*Well why don't comment something below? Dun be shy...*

Well, I'm OUT! BYE!

Overlow existence level

So, in this century or era or age or whatever thingie you call it, who wants to be a potato (Ignored person) while everyone is having a fun discussion about something?

*Unless is something too dirty, then I would rather go somewhere else*

I wonder how Ah Jie can even not see me and two of my friends, Randy and Ah Sheng, when we are just in front of him. Suddenly I really need to praise his eyesight, and probably reward him a chance to visit an optical shop for a new pair of glasses.

Or maybe he needs some surgery. Well, maybe not that serious, as he still makes his way safely to the school library and returned his book.

So, for this story, that time Jeremy is snacking on some chips, don't know is it really a bag of potato chips or whatever. Then a girl which I should mention her as "S" came and say that she should be having the chips, and they had an argument over it.

But, why fight over a bag of chips anyway? It's only a bag of potato chips. You still have a bunch of potatoes waiting at the surrounding.

And, I find this funny thing about fights.

*The chinese words means: Come fight lah! I'm not afraid of this dumb little kid.

How come I find it quite offensive anyway?

Should I actually stop these promotes of my social medias anyway? I hope you won't find them annoying. (=3=)

Class Things

Yay! A new post today! So, class things are like things that happen in class, which are mostly interesting, and maybe dirty sometimes.....WHATEVER

*SOHAI : Crazy

Well, sometimes sit-in teachers do spoil our expectation of being monkeys in class, but that's a good thing actually. Imagine having a bunch of monkeys screaming and running around in class and the class monitor also can't stop the chaos.

That's terrible.

YAY a second comic!!! So, shaking the chair is one of the things which most students will do....when they're still small. I don't see much people playing with their chairs nowadays, but still I remember a related prank of pulling someone's chair away when they stand up and watch they fall on the floor when they sit.

It seemed fun but my teacher scolded the ones who did that by "Oi! Later ah he(/she) knock dao the table side and brain dead you take care of him(/her) oh!"

That's what the teacher said anyway.

And you're probably thinking how did Jeremy flew that far in the comic.

*It's a comic bah, don't take it too serious...*

This should happen if our class is allowed to change their seats according to how we wanted. Well we'll have a side of Chinese and a side of non-chinese and whatever.

It's none of my business anyway. I'm not in the war.

*YES YOU ARE*

No I'm not.

*YES, DON'T TIPU-TIPU(lie) AH*

Nooooooo by the way....

Why am I always doing this?

Then why you care so much? xD xD

Facebook Game Links

Well, sometimes when we use Facebook, there will be some game link shared by boring friends like:" What's in your name ", "What type of person are you" Or things like that.

Maiku lah so stupid, Jeremy is a boy.  I laughed so hard that time and I shared it immediately on my timeline. Of course! This stupid thing of course I must share it. Maybe I can get more likes then.

I have to say,  this link is so damn stupid. Can't it even detect that Jeremy is a boy?! Or don't tell me that Jeremy actually set his gender on Facebook as a "Female".

This should be called a "She-male". Or a "Male-she" or whatever thingie. 

Well luckily Jeremy isn't that boring to play that link or else I got a 85% chance that I'll be the pregnant guy. 

Ya. Pregnant "GUY"

How the hell can a guy get pregnant anyway?!

*Kau pergi mati : Go die 

Well, at last I'm forced to delete that post from my timeline. Ya, by Jeremy, of course. 

So I can't share the fun with more people. 

Sad ~

Legaland

So, in case you don't understand, "Lega" is a Malay word, which means fun and entertainment. So now, let's get the story started.

In class, I am in charge of the decoration and hanging out the projects. Did I use the correct word? Whatever anyway, a group passed me their Moral project, which is about popular places in Malaysia. I found something quite funny. They accidentally typed "Legoland" into "Legaland".

Well, maybe I'm not the only one who will type the name of a place wrongly.

I showed it to Aby, the girl which is sitting next to me in class ( Well actually I moved to the seat beside her ). She started to "Having Chain Reactions" in her brain. Well, she ended up coming up with a really dirty meaning of this "Legaland".

She says it's a place for "PLEASURE"...

PLEASURE~ (WTH)

She totally succeeded in polluting my mind.

And, they girl sitting opposite us is maybe too innocent.

*It means : You two's brains are helpless already.

Ya, I knew that already. And Aby, thanks for polluting my brain.

Btw I still don't understand why you say:"No dirtiness, no pleasure"

And stop expecting for "pleasure"